The adequate song

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The adequate song

Postby Kianan » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:27 am

[After much delay, I can finally give you the song written by one of our guests at Hearth and Home, one truly in the spirit of the best Bears traditions... chords available on request]
The Adequate Song
Well I’ve been here in McAylwyn lands for a day or two
And as a guest I think it’s time to tell you some home truths
But I am just a stranger who you lot hardly know
So I’m going to hide behind bardic rights and pray – so here I go!
So listen now all you clannies, it’s not just all abuse
I can’t think what it is just now but I’m sure you have a use
Now you must forgive me, I don’t mean to berate
But hey at least now I’ll admit that Hearth and Home is… adequate!
Now I don’t know all your men’s names you’re all just blokes in skirts
But they seem secure in their manly ways and hey, no one gets hurt!
So let the Blodwyn braid your hair, the flowers are so funny
And I’m not surprised to hear MacTrews would do it for the money!
So listen now all you clannies, it’s not just all abuse
I can’t think what it is just now but I’m sure you have a use
Now you must forgive me, your boasting doesn’t rate
But hey at least now I’ll admit that Hearth and Home is… sufficient!
Now the MacFins seem rather fine, that Doogie lad’s ok
And Ook McFook is rather big, I’ll stay out of his way!
And Marcus tall and lanky shouldn’t try to drown a Laird
And I wish that Mat MacFin’s crown jewels were a sight I had been spared
So listen now all you clannies, it’s not just all abuse
I can’t think what it is just now but I’m sure you have a use
Now you must forgive me, just don’t get in a state
But hey at least now I’ll admit that Hearth and Home is… satisfactory!
What is it with you Bears that makes you feel invincible?
Why do you all have luscious locks, is it law or just a principle?
The men have legs to die for, does it make your lassies green?
But the thought of waxing Kianan’s legs might make me seem obscene
So listen now all you clannies, it’s not just all abuse
I can’t think what it is just now but I’m sure you have a use
Now you must forgive me, the hour’s getting late
But hey at least now I’ll admit that Hearth and Home is……………..!
By Cerys Llewelyn Rhys
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Kianan McAylwyn, Voice of the Pantheon of Anu
People's Laird and High Priest of the Cerridwen
Retired Guild Master and Master Bard
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