Trannies are better than Bears

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Trannies are better than Bears

Postby Tony (Eadan) » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:27 pm

For some reason, I can't get the chords to line up with where the changes are, but...
If you want the mp3 email me
antony_taylor@sky.com
G C
Grog he moves with elfin grace
G D7
Cedric he won't fatal your face
G C
Cerridwen disnae ken what to think
G D7 G
And Dougie never takes a drink


The Morrigan ne'er gets in a fight,
The Blodwyn cannae heal for shite
Our team can nae perform a rite
And Bears they never drink at night

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

Jander disnae ken nay spells
Nae'one says, "That Troof, he smells!"
Feargus, he nae likes the gold
And Culluch always does as told

Bears campfires are all quiet affairs
Nae music, Nae drinking, just comfy chairs.
Fair isle jumpers and fingers in ears.
And none of their verses scan....
*stop to take a drink/think*
Cheers!

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

Molan's sane and Thorgrim's clever
Skirmishers all live forever
Angus Ryan will be High King
And dance a jig with Matt MacFinn

MacFinns think gambling’s not worth while,
Angus McCaullich cracks a smile!
Ook cannae guard the faction gate
When fighting starts he's always late

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

Firenzi Mortain is such a hunk
He's ne’er in the bears camp getting drunk
Ibn laughs and smiles a lot
And William doesnae care for plot.

McCaullichs deeply love all green
So much they ask them round to tea
For ancestors Bloodthunk doesnae care
& children laugh at Mairead’s stare

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears


We’ve all heard Ellian’s tales before
& Bronnagh’s hardly ever sure
Rab cannae sing, Jessie likes a fight
We all prefer an early night

The girls all shun and mock James T
Hamish leads diplomacy
Both Lady Heathers are meek and mild
It’s imposs ible to get them riled

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears


Miller gives demons squishy hugs
And Caliban’s an uncouth thug
Where so ever the faction roams
We never take monsters home

Calibans as straight as day
and the bears always run away
our songs are never f***ing rude,
Mat McFinn is never nude

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

To a man Mortains are light
Rab McCaullich's songs are sh*te
Cedric loves to sing and play
Elian forgets what wirrds tae say

Chasey faints when she sees blood
Ibn's spells are allays duds
McFinns can't sail, McCaullichs can't fight
And Mortains fear the dark of night

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears


Jander's just a bit too small
And no one knows the Queens at all
McAylwyns never dance or sing,
MacTrews won't sell you anything.

You’ll ne’er see b*llocks around the fire,
Accidental nudity’s treated with ire.
Lawyers are the best things ever,
They're very big and very clever

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears


Dougie cannae talk fer shite,
Callum doesnae like a fight
Nobody jokes about Thirsa's hat,
Everyone thinks that Olwyn's fat

Angus never talks about coos
Matron Mother never "moos"
They'd never ask for the 'Bloke in charge'
The faction's egos are nay so large

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

The Bears leave the battle before it's over,
Shiraz is always stone cold sober
F*ck off's shield is very large
More "wardrobe door" than weeny targe

Rory's legend’s dead and gone,
You'll never hear him mocked in song.
Brudei cannae string a bow,
Athlon ne'er cups yer balls to say hello.

The Trannies are better than Bears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears
Because they wear underwears, ye ken
The Trannies are better than Bears

We haven’t been singing this for long,
We’re going to keep on singing this song.
"Hey you, you look like a medieval stringed instrument!"
"Are calling me a lyre, pal?"
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