Any Priest Will Do

[Moist]

Any Priest Will Do

I rubbed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain, what I thought I knew
There at the gates, Formor invading
Defences fading
Any priest will do

I wore my hat (I wore my hat), for the occasion
Made for invasion (Ahhhh), wonderful and new
And to the gates (and to the gates), I then was heading (Ahhh)
Formorii dreading (Ahhhh)
Any priest will do

A gust of wind, a flash of light
My brand new hat flew out of sight
The brim it faded into darkness
I was left alone

So I returned (So I returned) to get a new hat (Ahhh)
Made from a black cat (Ahhhh), and so stylish too
And to the gates (and to the gates), I then was heading (Ahhh)
Missing my bedding (Ahhhh)
Any priest will do

A gust of wind, a flash of light
My other hat flew out of sight
The brim it faded into darkness
I was left alone

So I returned (So I returned) to get a third hat (Ahhh)
Designed for combat (Ahhhh), and with chinstrap too
And from my ar$e (and from my ar$e), the wind was breaking (Ahhh)
Soon the town was waking (Ahhhh)
Any priest will do

Any priest will do